Take a look at some of the most brilliant scientists in movie history and you find a bunch of guys who should never have been allowed near a Bunsen burner.
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10 Science Fiction Concepts Ruined by Human Nature
The future is a bright, shiny penny of possibilities and if science fiction is to be believed, technological wonders and convenience will be waiting around every corner, not to mention hot aliens and robots to clean up all our messes. It'll be the lazy deviant's paradise unless...
Full DetailsTen Things We Miss About Middle School
Remember the pleasure of getting to miss a day of school to goof around with your friends while not listening to a weirdo museum tour guide go on about some crap you’re not going to be tested on? I do.
Full DetailsShould You Post A Comment On This Facebook Status Update?
Your friend has updated their status on Facebook, and you’ve read their sad plea for attention. Now comes the hard part. Do you take the bait, and acknowledge that you care enough about what they are doing to comment on it, or do you get back to researching your ex-girlfriend’s new fiancé?
Full DetailsTuesday, September 29, 2009
5 Reasons You Secretly Want a Zombie Apocalypse
Why is everyone eager for a world devoid of life, but full of the undead? We think we have an idea.
Full DetailsHacking Big Mouth Billy Bass' Brain [Video]
Big Mouth Billy makes a roaring comeback from cultural obscurity with the help of MBED technology and some cool sound clips.
Full DetailsTerrible Decisions w/ Ben Schwartz - Ep 1: Doomsday
When you find out it's the end of the world there's really only one thing you can do...
Full DetailsHow (Not?) to Send an Email
Send a highly formatted, colorful email like a pro! Guaranteed to annoy all your friends and co-workers. You can thank us later.
Full DetailsMahmoud Ahmadinejad's Gmail Inbox
With the nuclear scandal hitting the world press, we decided to take a peak into Iranian president, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's Gmail inbox. And this is what we found.
Full DetailsHey, You Got Something To Eat?
Say, I'd like to eat a little something. You got something? What you got? Any kind of food is good. I just want something to eat. You must got something. I ain't desperate or nothing like that. Don't think I'm begging. I'm just asking here. No pressure. I just want to eat something. Wondering if you had something maybe. No big deal.
Full DetailsIf I keep on going and I don't blink and I just keep going..
...and I don't blink.......
Full DetailsYo Beyonce I'm Happy For You & Ima Let You Finish ... (NSFW)
Chubby guy must have lost a bet!
Full DetailsNFL Games Broken Down by Activity Shown On TV (Pie Chart)
NFL Games. What you are really watching when you tune into an NFL game.
Full Details5 Ridiculous Ancient Beliefs (That Thrive on the Internet)
It turns out the world witches and warlocks are all on the Internet. You too can cast spells upon your enemies. All it takes is a mouse-click and a
Full DetailsAfghanistan Peace Day Celebration Gone Hilariously Wrong
The video shows an Afghan celebration of "peace day". I'm not entirely sure what the lady is saying, but the people around her all seem very eager to celebrate peace by releasing their doves. Except for that one guy - either someone gave him a dead bird, or he hates peace and killed the poor thing himself. Either way, he doesn't seem to care...
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Monday, September 28, 2009
7 Dogs That Accomplished More Than We Ever Will
Despite having a lifespan shorter than an average Mazda 626, some dogs have managed to accomplish more than most of us could ever hope to.
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Tuesday, September 22, 2009
You always remember your first state of awkward, terrified u
You always remember your first state of awkward, terrified uncertainty.
Full Details11 More Signs You Drank Too Much
Every once in a while we’ll compile a list of images that indicate excessive alcohol consumption (check out Part 1 here and Part 2 here). And while there’s nothing wrong with drinking until you piss your pants, you must understand that the consequences can mean a picture of you butt naked in the driveway ends up all over the internet....
Full DetailsYou'll never be as cool as this kid [pic]
No matter how hard you try, you'll never be as cool as this kid [pic]
Monday, September 21, 2009
EPIC! Barack Obama's Facebook Feed [PIC]
A comical look at recent events through Obama's faux Facebook feed.
Full DetailsHe Puts It in the Wrong Hole (Music Video)
Every time a guy makes a mistake in bed, Scott Baio is there to make everything right again.
Full DetailsThe 7 Creepiest Simpsons Fan Tributes
As the old saying goes, if you love something you must set it free, or create terrifying fan art.
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How To Become...WTF (PIC)
It’s not wrong, but let’s be honest, this represents at least 10 reasons why we’re doomed before Twilight even enters the picture. For instance, the number two goal behind vampire is model. Additionally, it seems a lot of people are really curious about becoming anorexic. Relax, fatty, there’s no entrance exam.
Full DetailsCNN's New Journalism Strategy: Out-Dumbass the Internet
Wacky animals! Gross food stuff! Bigfoot! Really, CNN?
Full DetailsHm, yes, I guess our logos DO look kinda similar. Hm.
SoCal alarm service about to get a letter from NorCal games publisher.
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Sunday, September 20, 2009
Winnie the Pooh: The Untold Story (PIC)
What, you didn't really think all those wild animals could get along peacefully in the Hundred Acre Wood, did you?
How Many Guy's do You See With This Problem - Classic!!
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At Home With Robert De Niro [COMIC]
A true method actor always takes the job home with him...
Full DetailsSaturday, September 19, 2009
A Flowchart To Determine If You Should Call 911
Being in an emergency situation is incredibly stressful and confusing. It's like having sex with a girl who's way too hot to be banging you, except without as much screaming and crying. Luckily, flowcharts were invented to help you collect your thoughts and properly assess stressful and confusing scenarios.
Full DetailsWhat Future History Textbooks Will Write About Obama's '09
In the future, when my bastard children are reading about what life was like in their alleged father's time, what are they going to see?
Full DetailsFriday, September 18, 2009
Twitteleh: Twitter for Your Jewish Mother [Parody Video]
Are your friends fed up of all your kvetching on Twitter? Don’t worry – just in time for Rosh Hashanah comes a Twitter alternative targeting the one person guaranteed to care: your Jewish mother.
Full DetailsWhy American Laws Don't Make Any Sense
Who's to say how fast I should be going in my car while I masturbate?
Full DetailsThe 5 Most Ridiculously Awful Computers Ever Made
In order to get you the machine that functions at the level it does, the PC industry went through many, many horrible designs and ill-conceived products. So you can bitch about the cheap Gateway laptop you've been using for five years, but at least it's not any of these.
Full DetailsRE: Anti Virus Software & Giant terrifying Robots (text PIC)
I was looking for surge protectors earlier and I stumbled upon a warehouse full of giant, terrifying robots coated in what looked like a impenetrable metal...
The 10 Most Obnoxious Cell Phone Callers
A growing number of imbeciles have been concocting new ways to irritate the ever-living shit out of us by using their cell phones improperly. Even worse, these people will never learn.
Full DetailsYo Dude That Stole My Lunch [PIC]
I found this in the fridge at my office.. I had no idea that Kanye West was at my office today!
Full DetailsHow To Tell Which 'Star Wars' You're Watching [Flowchart]
Kids growing up these days will probably be exposed to "Star Wars" films as they stumble upon them airing on different cable channels. This will be very, very confusing for them. Therefore, in an effort to help them figure out which of the films they're watching, we've made this handy flowchart for the person who's never seen a single "Star Wars."
Full Details500 Days of Zankou with Abby Elliott from Abby Elliott
A movie about a girl and her love for the best chicken she has ever had. This isn't your typical love story.
Full DetailsBadass Showdown: Real Swayze vs. Movie Swayze
Patrick Swayze. Some celebrities had horrific faults we only forgave after they died. Swayze didn't.
Full Details25 Funny Lost and Found Signs [Pics]
Like the case of Jessica Simpson's dog, many of these remain unsolved. Can you help solve them?
Full DetailsThursday, September 17, 2009
7 Reasons Glenn Beck Would Have...
As you all may have heard, there's a rumor circulating the internet that Glenn Beck, a conservative...
Full DetailsWorst or Best Commerical Ever Made! (VID)
We were asked to make a commercial for a local restaurant. They gave us 2 weeks and zero budget. So, here's what they got. Enjoy!Update: They used it!http://...
Full Details6 Star Wars Characters Too Retarded for Film
The expanded universe of Star Wars expanded deep into the realm of stupidity.
Full DetailsIf Video Games Were Realistic
A little realism would make some games way more awesome. Others, not so much. We asked you to show us what would happen if video game makers started adding a little realism to their games. The winner is below, but first the runners up.
Full DetailsWednesday, September 16, 2009
The 5 Most Maddeningly Unresolved TV Plotlines
Turns out even good shows have plotlines that they've just discarded like so many Egg McMuffin wrappers on the street.
Full DetailsTuesday, September 15, 2009
Real-life Garfield is the Cat Who Got the Pasta
Humphrey is a real-life Garfield, who will only eat lasagne. The picky cat's love affair with the pasta dish began after sneaking a bite of his owner's leftovers.
Full DetailsMA Men
The Massholes over at Sterling Cooper get a new account (with New Kid Joey McIntyre as Rogah)
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The 15 Most Shameless Fake Photos Ever Passed Off as Real
For as long as there have been photos, there have been clumsy and blatant attempts to manipulate them. These are 15 of the worst.
Full DetailsMonday, September 14, 2009
Fighter Knocked Out With Epic Face (VID)
This Muay Thai fighter knocks his opponent out so hard, he gives a new definition to 'facing' your enemy.
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5 Facts About Woodstock The Hippies Don't Want You to Know
A funny website filled with funny videos, funny pics, articles and a whole bunch of other funny stuff. Cracked.com, celebrating 50 years of humor and blowing other so called funny websites out of the water.
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Wednesday, September 9, 2009
How to Solve The Healthcare Debate With Violence
The healthcare debate is a lot easier to solve when you've just gone off your meds ...
Full DetailsThe Freshman 15 - Verve Pipe Parody
The famous song puts on a few more pounds of tragedy.
Full DetailsThe Real Ronald McDonald
Check it out the Real Ronald McDonald. He is enjoying his Big Mac.
Full DetailsTuesday, September 8, 2009
Why Mothers Should Never Be Allowed on Facebook
An editor at CH's brother's friends at Penn State sent this to him and he forwarded it to on. It pretty much summarizes why parents shouldn't be allowed on Facebook!
Full DetailsYou Know You're A '90's Kid If...
below is a collection of awesomeness that will take you right back to a time when ‘responsibility’ wasn’t in your vocabulary, Encarta helped you with research, and pay phones weren’t lonely.
Full DetailsHelen Keller Director's Cut (VID)
Digitally restored director's cut from the seminal classic, 1962's "The Miracle Worker."
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Monday, September 7, 2009
6 Fake Foods You (Will Wish You Didn't) Have in Your Kitchen
We know that the food we buy at the grocery store isn't made by a kindly old man on a farm. But apparently there are some downright soylent green-like horrors being produced by the food industry.
Full DetailsExcitement Fail
Here's what happens when you get too excited when Extreme Home Makeover comes to town
Full DetailsA Helpful Tutorial for the Hardest Sports Video Game Ever
Imagine how much fun sports games would be if you got to control every muscle in the athlete's body.
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Sunday, September 6, 2009
StW: Lesson 234 - Creeping People Out
Let's face it - it is an important ability at times.
Full DetailsSaturday, September 5, 2009
There are so many states ... [PIC]
Even though Huffington Post fixed it, the URL still has it: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/09/04/hundreds-of-states-shut-on277393.html
Gus Porter, American Legend with Thomas Haden Church
Gus Porter gets mauled by a bear, but he won't let the socialist Canadian health care fix him up, so he'll hike back to America.
Full DetailsGlenn Beck & Glenn Beck are Back
Watch Glenn Beck and his clone respond to the anti-American advertisers that pulled their ads from his show.
Full DetailsFriday, September 4, 2009
Evolution of Nintendo's Controllers: Simple to WTF and Back
The Nintendo 64 was Nintendo's 3rd home console and featured one of the most baffling controllers of all time.
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Soldiers Run Prisoner's Face Into Pole
It's one of life's funny little ironies that this unlucky event in this prisoner's life happened in Poland.
Full DetailsThursday, September 3, 2009
'Killer' Squirrel Blames The Mainstream Media For The Attack
I'm a happy-go-lucky squirrel who loves living the good life of climbing trees and eating nuts. Mostly eating nuts. Man! I can't get enough of them. So tasty. But let's make one thing clear, right here and now: I have never killed anyone.
Full DetailsCraigslist Poster Wants Cookies, Not Sex
The exchange is simple. You provide regular care package service and in return I provide emotional support, validation, and the occasional "you're right!"
Full DetailsThe 6 Most Frequently Quoted Bullshit Animal Facts
Remember all those cools facts you learned about animals when you were 10? Totally false.
Full DetailsWhat The Kid From 'A Christmas Story' Would Be Like At 23
Still not great with the profanity
Full DetailsWednesday, September 2, 2009
If Hollywood Taught Science Class
What do the science classrooms look like in the schools that Marty McFly and James T. Kirk attended? How about the computer science labs where the kids from 'Hackers' went to school?
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25 Awesome Vanity Plates [Pics]
Vanity plates are a great way for people to express themselves 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, in a limitless number of locations. It's like a rolling advertisement for you. Lucky for us, many of these people have a great sense of humor.
Full DetailsWant More Heavy Metal with Your Pizza Parlour Arcades?
"Children dream big.....yeah dream what you dig.... That's Pizza and prizes! So be more outspoken....scream I want more tokens! That's Pizza and prizes!"
Full DetailsCrank Dat Tappercize (Video)
Soulja Boy Tellum's Crank Dat meets the exercise dance craze called Tappercize (tap dancing).
Full DetailsFaceBook/Twitter Revolutionizing How Adults Stalk Their Kids
'E-Mom' Gloria Bianco shows Jim and Tracy how geographical distance is no longer a roadblock to shamelessly interfering with the lives of your children.
Full Details5 Amazing New Inventions (That Will Doom Humanity)
Science is like heroin: It'll give you some of the best and worst times of your life, and occasionally they will be the exact same thing. Here are five inventions that will most likely revolutionize the modern way of life, right before they flush it down the toilet.
Full DetailsTuesday, September 1, 2009
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