Here's a clip from the KXVO News in Omaha, NE. The question: How have I not seen this before?
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FFFFFFUUUUUU - A collection of the best rage threads [Pics]
A collection of the best rage threads ever.
Full DetailsThursday, October 29, 2009
14 Lessons Signs Taught Guys About Getting Married
Sometimes, all you need to know about marriage is right in front of your face. You just need to read the signs.
Full DetailsFinding Masculine Halloween Costumes For Your Effeminate Son
Anna Stephenson stops by Today NOW! to show parents of girly sons costume tips to survive Halloween without accentuating their child's already obvious homosexuality.
Full DetailsMelissa Joan Hart gets owned by Jimmy Kimmel
Sometimes being a very witty person can backfire on you....but it sure does make for some great TV.
Full Details6 Popular Monsters Myths (That Prove Humanity Is Doomed)
Pretty much all of the cultures on Earth have believed in monsters for most of their history. But why? Well, it has to do with the wiring of the human brain, the evolution of cultures and, most importantly, the fact that people are jerks.
Full DetailsIf Google Released Skynet [IMG]
"Skynet will prove and disprove the existence of our puny 'God' seven times before you finish reading this sentence..."
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Wednesday, October 28, 2009
Hopper Invasion [Video]
Hundreds of hoppers. Loose in Barcelona! Mayhem. Madness. Hundreds of people. Hundreds of hoppers.
Full DetailsEvery Type of Vampire In One Place
From Dracula to Blackula, Edward to the Count, they vant to... find some common ground.
Full DetailsReport: 90% Of Waking Hours Spent Staring At Glowing Rectang
The report found that at work, special information rectangles aid in completing business-related tasks, while entertainment rectangles - larger, louder, and often placed inside the home - help us enter a relaxing trance-like state after a long day of rectangle-gazing.
Full DetailsThe 6 Creepiest Places on Earth
Don't believe in ghosts? Well these places will make even the most jaded skeptic poop his pants.
Full DetailsTuesday, October 27, 2009
12 Worst Parking Error Videos on YouTube
Every motorist has misjudged a parking maneuver at some point in their lives. Here are 12 car park howlers that might help wash away the embarrassment.
Full DetailsThe 8 Manliest Images on the Internet
These are just images of men being men: Doing awesome, unexplainable things just because they look cool. Yes, here they are, eight prime examples of why I love men: Wait ... that came out wrong!
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6 Creepy Urban Legends That Happen to be True (Part 3!)
Also, Urban Legend 3 the movie unfortunately really exists.
Full DetailsMonday, October 26, 2009
The Jeff Dunham Show Is The Worst Thing In The Entire World
Before I talk about the premiere of The Jeff Dunham Show on Comedy Central, I would first like to issue a couple of apologies. I'm sorry, Jay Leno, I was wrong...
Full DetailsSix undercover actors burst into song in a grocery (VIDEO)
For our latest mission, six undercover actors burst into song in a grocery store in Queens. Three minutes and lots of silly choreography later, they returned to their roles as shoppers and stock boys. The mission was filmed with hidden robotic, lipstick, and wearable cameras. The song was played over the store's PA system live.
Full DetailsAn Open Letter To American Express
Dear American Express, how are you? I've been concerned because I know how hard this global recession has been on everyone. And we've had a relationship for over 10 years so I thought I should check in on an old friend.
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Friday, October 23, 2009
What NOT to Serve at a Kids' Birthday Party (PIC)
...and 20 minutes later, all that could be heard was the sound of five little hearts exploding.
Breaching Men's Room Etiquette
You would think every man knows urinal etiquette. You would be wrong. Join us as we take a look at several of the worst offenders you may encounter in the Men's Room.
Full Details5 Reasons Star Wars Sequels Would Be Worse Than The Prequels
Believe it or not, there are actually Star Wars stories so terrible they do more damage to the source material than Jar Jar Binks could have ever hoped to.
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A Flowchart to Determine What Religion You Should Follow
Flowcharts are a great way to make sense out of confusing scenarios, and there's no scenario that's more confusing than trying to figure out what religion you should follow. That's why we've created this helpful flowchart to guide you through the process:
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Tuesday, October 20, 2009
The 10 Best Facebook Beatdowns
Facebook, it's a great place to meet friends and lose your job.
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How to Be More American
I recently moved from Russia to the United States of America, and I am just curious how to be more American. I went to Wall Street in New York City to ask people how.
Full DetailsMonday, October 19, 2009
English Man Brutally Knocked Out In Bangkok Bar (Video)
It's always a good idea to be respectful of foreign cultures when you're traveling. Especially if that culture produced Tony Jaa.
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Friday, October 16, 2009
The 5 Hardest Parts of Being a Joss Whedon Fan
He is a ginger titan, a colossus bestriding the tube of boob. Joss Whedon knows how to make great television. If only he did it more consistently, and without all the accompanying bullshit ...
Full DetailsThe Button
In the upcoming Cameron Diaz flick "The Box," a suburban couple with a young child receives a simple box as a gift. A stranger tells them that if they press the button inside they will receive $1 million, but it will simultaneously kill someone they don't know. This is not that movie...
Full DetailsHonest Club Fair Posters [IMG]
Signing up for a club this semester? Make sure you know what you're really joining.
Full DetailsLawyer Passes Out During Interview (VIDEO)
I love it when someone is passing out but they're still determined to finish their sentence before their head slams into the floor.
Full DetailsTop 5 Tattoos that you should never get
Here are the top five tattoos you will want to get your freshman year, but just - no. Don't.
Full Details7 Horrifying Moments from Classic Kids Movies
In some ways, children are harder to scare than adults. If you don't believe us, go back and watch some of the movies you loved as a little kid. You'll be surprised to find that, at random spots, they've inserted scenes that are bizarre, hallucinogenic and/or just plain sphincter-bustingly scary
Full DetailsAudio: Balloon Boy Scolded By His Father
Recording made right after the 6-year-old was found in a cardboard box in his attic.
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7 Reasons Why You Shouldn't Help a Girl Move
Helping a girl move is like sitting through a screening of Beverly Hills Chihuahua with a clothespin on your ballsack: it's completely miserable, it hurts like hell, and you gain absolutely nothing from it.
Full DetailsThursday, October 15, 2009
Hijacker Arrested After More Than 40 Years
Luis Armando Pena Soltren was arrested at John F. Kennedy International Airport on Sunday for his role in a 1968 hijacking of a Pan Am flight bound...
Full DetailsCaptain Kirk has taken too much fucking LSD
Capt to crew....I got some kinda emergency down here... some sorta psychedelic plant... taken two times as many LSD...I can't breathe, I need to go back to the ship.
Full DetailsCell Phone Stuck In 2-Year Contract With Local Man
Though it has been the victim of rampant physical and verbal abuse and feels terrorized by its demanding, possessive partner, a local Samsung SPH-M300 mobile phone cannot get out of its two-year contract with area man Alex Toth.
Full DetailsDrunkest Guy Ever Goes for More Beer (Video)
Yes, this guy is unbelievably hammered, but check out the date and time. This happened at 10 in the morning...on a Tuesday.
Full DetailsEvery Nickelback Wikipedia Page Vandalism Ever
Few things are as universally hated as Nickelback, so we had our interns scour their Wikipedia history to find every instance of vandalism. We've compiled the results into one big Nickelback-bashing video.
Full DetailsInfectious laughter: 20 best 'corpsing' videos
There is nothing more infectious than laughter - it can even be transmitted over YouTube. Below we present 20 "corpsing" clips guaranteed to have you giggling at your computer.
Full Details5 Irrational Fears (Even Rational People Have)
Swine flu! Asteroids! Hybrid pinto beans! We're screwed!
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The 7 Most Infamous Comedy Feuds Of All Time (PHOTOS)
Conan may be fake feuding with Newark Mayor, but plenty of his predecessors have feuded with fellow comics for real. What happens when two funny and fiery people fight?
Full DetailsAziz Ansari Details a Night Out with Kanye West on Letterman
Aziz Ansari ("Parks and Recreation") discusses an evening at the club with Kanye and Jay-Z.
Full DetailsTuesday, October 13, 2009
World's Largest Firework
This is a short video of what is supposedly the largest firework ever launched.
Full Details25 Examples of Parents Saving A Buck On Halloween Costumes
As kids I'm sure you can remember that Halloween was one of the best holidays ever. Unfortunately...xD
Full DetailsThe Best Excuse for Wearing Baggy Pants
Fatawesome is a sketch group from Boston. We've featured a bunch of their videos and recently started publishing their webcomic. In this week's update, we see an awesome answer to a dumb question
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Monday, October 12, 2009
Sell The Vatican, Feed The World [Video]
Sarah Silverman's ambitious plan for feeding the world.
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Sunday, October 11, 2009
A Day in the Life of Barack Obama
Dear Diary, right in the morning I felt this would be a super awesome day. So i high-fived some kids in the oval office...
Full DetailsThings Easier to Understand Than Google Wave...
Don't understand Google Wave, even after Google's helpful video and Lifehacker's review? You're not alone: Some jokester created a site where users vote on how confusing Wave really is. Interestingly, while death is easier to understand, women are far harder.
Full DetailsSaturday, October 10, 2009
Hidden Camera Prank Goes Very Wrong (Video)
Well, it goes very wrong for the prankster and oh so very right for us. Never prank someone near a karate master.
Full DetailsFriday, October 9, 2009
The Studio That Invented Awesomely Bad Movies
The Cannon Group Inc.. The Cannon Group Inc. was a movie production company that made low-budget movies for more than 25 years. This is actually quite impressive considering that almost all of them...
Full DetailsThis Movie Theater Tells It How It Is
Nothing shames internet pirates like internet memes turned real.
Full DetailsSomeone On Reality TV Finally Busts An Implant
Considering all the fake breasts and physical competitions on reality TV, I suppose this was bound to happen. On last night's Real World/Road Rules Challenge, Shauvon belly-flopped into the water and was rushed to the ER for a busted implant.
Full Details8 Ingenious Ways Animals Outsmart Predators
Animals have to be smart for a reason. Some of their prey have come up with tricks to avoid capture that would put a even supervillian to shame.
Full Details5 Websites During The Zombie Apocalypse
Facebook, F My Life, Twitter, Digg, and Texting during a zombie apocalypse? Say it ain't so! Ehh, we can't.
Full Details25 Funny Bachelor Frog Memes (Pics)
Bachelor Frog is probably one of our favorite memes on the internet. If you're a guy and between 18-35 years old, then you can probably relate to a majority of these.
Full DetailsThursday, October 8, 2009
My Girlfriend Won't... (PIC)
I guess I'm not the only one experiencing one or more of these issues.
Full DetailsGoogle Earth: Great Technology Used Mostly for Bullshit
Google Earth. Google Earth is a powerful piece of software that allows one to view any spot on Earth using satellite imagery, maps, terrain, and even 3D buildings. Useful for viewing famous, far
Full DetailsNicole Eggert Returns to Baywatch!
Nicole Eggert looks a little different than she used to.
Full DetailsYes, Tracy Morgan on Twitter Needs to Happen
If we're going to have to be besieged by the private lives of celebrities over the internet, would you rather hear about Demi Moore's beef with Perez Hilton, Martha Stewart's latest disaster, and Elizabeth Taylor's heart surgery, or would you rather read Tracy Jordan Morgan spout hilarious nonsense and delightful inappropriateness?
Full DetailsThe 7 Most Insane Things People Have Done While Sleepwalking
If you've ever been embarassed at something you've done while sleeping, say farting or wetting the bed, get ready to feel like a total lightweight compared with these folks.
Full DetailsDarth Vader's New Girlfriend
It's worse news than hearing he's your father and you kissed your own sister. NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Full DetailsTuesday, October 6, 2009
A Church's "No Parking" Sign That Would Actually Work
... wonder what you have to do to be confirmed?
Full DetailsMilkman v. Mailman from Barats and Bereta
Just a friendly, 1950s neighborhood smack down.
Full DetailsImprov Everywhere: Invisible Dogs
For our latest mission, over 2,000 people walked “invisible dogs” down the streets of Brooklyn on a Sunday afternoon. Participants of all ages spread out from Red Hook to Brooklyn Heights, very seriously walking their very silly dogs.
Full DetailsLegend of Neil, Season 2, Episode 6
It's a shootout as Neil is cornered by his old Moblin friends, and the only hope may be, as usual, to bang Fairy (Felicia Day) in public.
Full Details6 Natural Disasters That Were Caused by Human Stupidity
This is by no means a final list. The world's still young.
Full DetailsMonday, October 5, 2009
The Lonely Island - Threw It On The Ground
What, you think I'm stupid? I'm not a part of your system. My dad's not a phone.
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7 Secrets Only Two Living People Know (For Some Reason)
In this article are secrets that only two people on planet Earth know. Sometimes they have very good reasons to keep these secrets so fiercely. Other times, not so much.
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Friday, October 2, 2009
The Office E-mail Translator
Because sometimes you just can't sift through all the passive-aggressiveness.
Full Details8 Rejected Photobooth Effects
Tired of fun house mirror and sepia tone? Well bad news, you won't be seeing any of these photobooth effects anytime soon.
Full DetailsScooter Noob Crashes Hard Into Tree
Sweet air on that jump, bro! Not so sweet landing and brake failure into that tree, though.
Full Details25 Hilarious Roller Coaster Photos [Photos]
The cameras placed on roller coasters capture some of the most perfect and precious moments in life, these are just a few hilarious ones.
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Thursday, October 1, 2009
6 Beloved TV Shows (That Traumatized Cast Members For Life)
There are shows you loved and grew up with that, behind the scenes, were a constant, dark carnival of torment.
Full DetailsShould I Build in Dubai? Checklist for (Crazy) Architects
Dubai. Dubai is the most populous city of the confusingly named Dubai, one of the seven emirates of the United Arab Emirates (UAE). Its primary export is photos tagged WTF!? and crazy.
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Highway to the Danger Zone - Most Awesomely Bad Intro Ever
The earth will explode. The galaxy will cease to be. Giant bears will play hockey. And you will be taken on the highway to the Danger Zone.
Full DetailsThe Beard from beefandsage
Beef and Sage attempts their most ambitious project to date...A touching biopic based on the life and times of the late, great Lieutenant Fork Parker Sr. But something goes terribly wrong... ...
Full DetailsJawas Raid Death Star, Make A Fool Of Stormtroopers
The madcap adventures of everyone's favorite scavengers as they make away with whatever's not nailed down on the Emperor's technological terror.
Full DetailsIs it time to close the border to immigrants? The OTHER one.
As a Mexican-American, I've lived in St. Louis for about 17 years and have seen a substantial influx of my brethren. Nevertheless, I'm for border security—against the no-good, godless Canadians.
Full DetailsDon't Ruin American Healthcare!
IMPORTANT PSA on the Healthcare Debate -- Written by: Tonight Show writer Rob Kutner and Penn & Teller's Bullshit writer Sheryl Zohn.
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