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Full DetailsSaturday, January 30, 2010
How to become "Dick of the Week"
This guy nailed his buddy and how to become Tosh.0's "Dick of the Week".
Full DetailsFriday, January 29, 2010
How to Tell When Criticism is Constructive [Chart]
Criticism is a touchy subject because creative people are sensitive types who get strangely offended when you call their work 'excrement' and suggest it be burned.
Full DetailsWhy I Don’t Check Voicemail Anymore [Comic]
Also, it’s 2010. Do you think we can replace the electronic mailbox voice to something a little more human sounding?
Full DetailsWill I get laid on Valentine's Day? [Flowchart]
Educational guide to the punani on V-day.
Full DetailsBunch Of Phonies Mourn J.D. Salinger
CORNISH, NH - In this big dramatic production that didn't do anyone any good (and was pretty embarrassing, really, if you think about it), thousands upon thousands of phonies across the country mourned the death of author J.D. Salinger, who was 91 years old for crying out loud.
Full DetailsFrantic Steve Jobs Stays Up All Night Designing Apple Tablet
Claiming that he completely forgot about the much-hyped electronic device until the last minute, a frantic Steve Jobs reportedly stayed up all night Tuesday in a desperate effort to design Apple's new tablet computer.
Full DetailsThursday, January 28, 2010
Last Supper TV Dinners
"If it's going to be your last supper....make it a supper that will last."
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How to Suck at Facebook - The Oatmeal
A comic depicting the 9 worst types of facebook users.
Full DetailsWednesday, January 27, 2010
You're Buying Me A New One! (Video)
This kid is practicing driving in the school's parking lot when out of nowhere his buddy tries to scare him by jumping on the hood but ends up destroying his windshield.
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Science Channel Refuses To Dumb Down Science Any Further
SILVER SPRING, MD—Frustrated by continued demands from viewers for more awesome and extreme programming, Science Channel president Clark Bunting told reporters Tuesday that his cable network was "completely incapable" of watering down science any further than it already had.
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The 6 Most Statistically Full of Shit Professions
People get paid a lot of money to be experts on things, so one would assume they're much more knowledgeable than the average Joe or at the very least, a blindfolded monkey throwing darts. Sadly, sometimes this just isn't true.
Full DetailsHonest Twister Commercial [Video]
For everyone who's ever secretly hoped the spinner would land on "Right Hand Labia."
Full DetailsThe Fresh Prince of Bel Air Emails Live Christian TV [VID]
Oh, and so does Obi-Wan Kenobi.
Full DetailsTuesday, January 26, 2010
How to Use a Semicolon - The Oatmeal
[COMIC] How to use the most feared punctuation on earth
Full DetailsGuy Loses It At The Gym And Has A Roid Rage Tantrum
This musclehead has a roid rage and throw a dumbell at the window before knocking over some stuff, but not before threatening its staff.
Full DetailsI Don't Even Want To Be Alive Anymore (By Rush Limbaugh)
Mr. Limbaugh lets all his skeletons out of the closet in this Op-Ed to The Onion
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Lunch notes from my permanent roommate (my wife).
When we have leftover dinner, the permanent roommate packs us both a lunch. Since they look identical, she started leaving a Post-It note so I would know which lunch was mine. At first they just said Chris but I guess she got bored with just writing my name. She started writing funny messages. I saved my favorites.
Full DetailsCrazy Wedding Brawl (Vid)
Only hours into the marriage and it seems like the in-laws already can't stand each other. I can't wait for the one-year anniversary video to come out next!
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Walmart's Scary Clown Ad Goes Viral, Haunts Dreams [VIDEO]
Clown looking into mirror: "It's time for daddy to make some funny." Cut to clown getting Tetanus the most fantastical way possible. Bizzare.
Full DetailsMonday, January 25, 2010
Saturday, January 23, 2010
Conan O'Brien Debuts Tonight Shows $4.8 Million Mascot
Conan debuts the new Tonight Show mascot: 2009 Kentucky Derby Winner ‘Mine that Bird’, who came out wearing a Mink Snuggie and watched restricted NFL Super Bowl footage for 30 seconds, costing NBC a grand total of $4.8 million.
Full Details25 Clever Exam Answers (PICS)
These are the types of people that become powerful CEOs of major internet companies.
Full DetailsFriday, January 22, 2010
Crazy kid jumps bus- Police now looking for him
Despite being on the internet for over a year, the police have only just seen ths video and are now looking for him! Waste of time if you ask me!
Full DetailsHow to Say 'Fuck You' in Any Language Worldwide (Infograph)
Print out this handy little guide and learn; for cursing in a foreign language is just about as cool as having a girlfriend that dresses up as slave Leia to play kinky games with you.
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Employee Manuals...Probably
Sometimes the employees of a company are so consistent in the way they perform a certain task, it seems that's how they must have been trained. Here, without naming names, are these companies' employee manuals...probably.
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Thursday, January 21, 2010
Conan Rally - Late Night Street Fight
Exclusive Footage from the Team Coco Rally in Los Angeles.
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Perhaps The Best Custom Shirt Ever (Pic)
Five bucks seems pretty expensive for this guy's footlong. I think i will stick to Subway.
Full Details8 Hilarious Brain Farts (That Endangered National Security)
Little national security mistakes happen all the time. Also, some huge, laugh-out-loud ridiculous ones.
Full DetailsWhy You're Not Getting Laid Tonight (Pie Chart)
A hilarious info graphic listing some funny, yet true, reasons why you're not getting laid tonight. If you can't get laid or didn't get laid, here you can find out why.
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Wednesday, January 20, 2010
Bumper Stickers After the Apocalypse
There will be some slight changes to bumper stickers after the end of the world.
Full DetailsTuesday, January 19, 2010
Treadmill Tumbler (GIF)
I applaud this guy for sticking to his New Year's resolution and being innovative with the treadmill, but I think if there's anyone around him, properly using the treadmill, they need to pause their session and let this poor guy know he's using it all wrong.
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Monday, January 18, 2010
The Best Little Kid Photobombs Of All Time [PICS]
We recently brought you the funniest animal photobombs of all time, so it goes without saying that the only appropriate follow up would be little kids. We don't know if these kids are fully aware of the pranks they're pulling, but there's no denying that they've got talent.
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Friday, January 15, 2010
'My Favorite Tarantino Movie...'(PIC)
Oooooo, that's a Bingo!!! (Is that the way you say it, 'That's a bingo?')
Top 10 Signs You Drank Too Much (PICS)
Who hasn't experienced #2 at least once in their life?
Full DetailsAziz Ansari Discusses R. Kelly Kimmel
Aziz Ansari's standup special Intimate Moments for a Sensual Evening debuts Sunday, January 17th at 10pm on Comedy Central. CD/DVD out January 19th. Pre-order available on Amazon.com
Full DetailsJapan... Even Their Scarecrows are Cooler
While Hikaru’s scarecrow efforts successfully kept young children away, he nonetheless found his crops completely trampled by middle-aged businessmen.
Full DetailsBoard Game Rules From The Kids Of Broken Homes
Your mom gets the Scottie dog even though you called it.
Full DetailsThursday, January 14, 2010
Got Your Orgy Permit? Then Let’s Have An Orgy...
Just think of this as a guide to modern life, having an orgy is a great way to meet people, have some fun and let off some steam after a busy week in the office. The end result is a culmination of careful planning and of course inviting the right people – Looks like great fun!
Full Details28 Drinks Later
Nobody says that many “bros” if they’re not drunk... From Nicholaus Goossen, director of Grandma's Boy, comes the 28 Days Later spoof 28 Drinks Later. The short was created for Nick Swardson's Comedy Central DVD.
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Which Disney Princess Do You Most Want to Boink?
National Lampoon does their best to tarnish the pristine image of the Disney Princesses by ranking them in order of which one they would most like to boink?
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Updates from Jay Leno's Facebook Page
The most recent Late Night controversy has the internet abuzz, which means one of one thing: It’s internet joke season. I thought I’d help out and just do the work for it, like I did during Balloon Boy’s internet joke season. You’re welcome, internet.
Full DetailsWednesday, January 13, 2010
Gay Teen Worried He Might Be Christian
At first glance, high school senior Lucas Faber, 18, seems like any ordinary gay teen. He's a member of his school's swing choir, enjoys shopping at the mall, and has sex with other males his age. But lately, a growing worry has begun to plague this young gay man. A gnawing feeling that, deep down, he may be a fundamentalist, right-wing Christian.
Full DetailsInternet vs Research Paper
This is the original cartoon from ashersarlin.com, not the plagiarized photoshop version currently making the rounds... enjoy.
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The Browser History from a Typical All Nighter
Ah, college: That unique time when you're free to make your own schedule, and yet far too drunk and lazy to ever stick to it. Thus necessitating the All Nighter: The London Blitz of academia.
Full DetailsDilbert: This Is How Tech PR Works
This explains all those glowing articles I see about new technology companies.
Full DetailsMusic Buff Challenge: Guess This Song
Here is the tune to the song, its like dun dun dun dun
Full DetailsTuesday, January 12, 2010
Online Gamer Plays Monopoly
A guys girlfriend interrupts his online gaming session to make him play Monopoly with their friends, which means one thing: Some n00bs are getting pwned!
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8 Great Foods for Explaining Why The Terrorists Hate Us
Would you like some gold on your diamond fruit cake, sir?
Full DetailsAngry Man In Burger King Gets Instant Karma!
Angry man in burger king throws a drink at the wall and then goes to smash the door with a chair. Little did he know Karma was waiting for him!
Full DetailsMonday, January 11, 2010
25 Funny Toilet Notices
Toilet notices almost always tend to be fodder for lulz. Mostly they are modified by mischevious teenagers but sometimes some workaholic administrator will also get a bit too emotional, but hey its understandable isn't it? Since their job description has to be one of the worst. Here are 25 such gems of dedication collected from around the world.
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Trampoline Dunk Shatters Kid’s Dignity (GIF)
Trying to impress your friends with a slam dunk on a trampoline is not always the greatest idea.
Full DetailsSaturday, January 9, 2010
So Dad, why IS the sea salty.and where do babies come from?
Are you stumped when your child asks: 'Why is the sky blue?' 'What is time?' and - worst of all - 'Where do babies come from?'
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Surrounded by rowdy black people? Get a bucket of KFC!
Australian KFC ad gets pulled due to it's racist tone.KFC thinks only American black people would be offended.
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Friday, January 8, 2010
Bottle Launcher Nails Kid in the Face (Video)
With the right household items, this bottle becomes a face-seeking missile.
Full DetailsSatan and Jesus Fighting for Your Facebook Soul [Pic]
And now we interrupt our CES 2010 programming for some new Facebook religious jibba-jabba. We will resume the gadget spam in the next post. Thank you, thank you. p.s. Satan gives free beer and he has lots of hot jacuzzis.
Full DetailsBest FAILS Of 2009 [VIDEO]
Everyone is good at something. These people just happen to be good at failing -- sometimes on a massive scale.
Full Details6 Life Saving Techniques From the Movies (That Can Kill You)
We expect a certain level of medical farfetchery on TV and in the movies. But this sort of unrealism doesn't really hurt anything other than our intelligence, unlike these Hollywood medical myths, which could hurt you to death.
Full Details6 Life Saving Techniques From the Movies (That Can Kill You)
We expect a certain level of medical farfetchery on TV and in the movies. But this sort of unrealism doesn't really hurt anything other than our intelligence, unlike these Hollywood medical myths, which could hurt you to death:
Full DetailsThursday, January 7, 2010
Heads or Tails: TV's new, nail-biting quiz show
You'll flip for the suspense and strategy.
Full DetailsParenting Fail (Pic)
Epic failure of a parent who trusts the wheels of a stroller too much.
Full DetailsTiger Woods Sex Tape Title Suggestion by Digg Community
Digg community is suggesting great titles for Tiger Woods sex tape.
Power Rangers' Zordon is a Racist
The Black Ranger is black... the Yellow Ranger is Asian... uh oh.
Full DetailsWednesday, January 6, 2010
Faceplant Off Truck (Video)
This kid gives a shot at a stunt I have yet to see completed successfully and this dude doesn't dissapoint keeping the streak alive.
Full DetailsThe Pictures Of An Actual Polar Bear Attack [IMG]
These pictures were taken while people watched and did nothing to stop the attack. Reports from the local newspaper say that the victim has made a full recovery...
People of Walmart [Rap Video]
The first rap song about pantless people ordering cold cuts.
Full Details5 Craigslist Locations You Didn't Know About
Vice City craigslist definitely gets the nod for the freakiest of locations...
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Michael Cera Gets a 'Jersey Shore' Makeover (PIC)
It's not just the hair that gets re-done. You can tell on his face his whole attitude towards life got redesigned.
Tuesday, January 5, 2010
Arnold Schwarzenegger's (Baffling) Path to Success [CHART]
This is a chart about the life and work of Arnold Schwarzenegger. Please imagine Arnold reading it to you for maximum comedic impact.
Full DetailsProof that Avatar is actually Pocahontas in 3D
Actual concept work from James Cameron that demonstrates Avatar is really just Pocahontas with a few names changed. In 3D.
Full DetailsMonday, January 4, 2010
TV Host Live Breast Enhancement Fail
The shows producers had already told the host they saw big things in her future.
Full DetailsStar Wars mahed up with popular TV Shows Of The 1980s
This is what Star Wars would look like if it was a 80's low budget TV show.
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What`s Changed This Decade (1999-2009) [IMG]
Ten years makes a big difference. At this moment in 1999, most people weren`t online, yet alone checking status updates or funny pictures of cats. Now you can do both - while texting. Since time flies when you are having fun, here is a guide to what changed in this decade.
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